- being born and dying
- growing and developing
- evolving
- responding to stimulus
- consuming nutrients, turning it into energy, and excreting waste
- interacting with its environment
- being made of living cells
- having re-production as a goal
- possessing unique DNA
I would like to do the same sort of exercise as it pertains to one of my favourite substances of all time. It has been called by many names: magic mud, oobleck, non-Newtonian fluid (basically corn starch and water). I prefer the term "goop" as it is the one that I grew up with.The reason it is one of my favorite substances is because it's a paradox and I love paradoxes. It's basically a metaphor for life. We won't get into that right now, but that is why I decided to use it for this question of what is alive and what isn't.
Goop is created and it can decay, so that is kind of like dying. I suppose it doesn't grow and develop, unless you count the mixing and the decaying. It doesn't evolve, really. It definitely responds to stimulus. The cornstarch may soak up the water and then the water may evaporate but the goop does not turn that into energy which is a key step. I want to say it does interact with it's environment because I feel like it would react differently in different environments that include different stimuli. While it is very likely that the water in goop contains some bacteria, I wouldn't say that goop is made of living cells, since if you somehow removed all of those bacteria, then it would still be goop. I doubt that goop has reproduction as a goal; I've never asked it, but I doubt it. And obviously, goop does not possess it's own unique set of DNA.
In conclusion, as most of you probably hypothesized, goop is not a living thing. I thought this was probably the case, however according these characteristics neither would God be, and if there is a God, then I think it would be a Goop God.
Goop is created and it can decay, so that is kind of like dying. I suppose it doesn't grow and develop, unless you count the mixing and the decaying. It doesn't evolve, really. It definitely responds to stimulus. The cornstarch may soak up the water and then the water may evaporate but the goop does not turn that into energy which is a key step. I want to say it does interact with it's environment because I feel like it would react differently in different environments that include different stimuli. While it is very likely that the water in goop contains some bacteria, I wouldn't say that goop is made of living cells, since if you somehow removed all of those bacteria, then it would still be goop. I doubt that goop has reproduction as a goal; I've never asked it, but I doubt it. And obviously, goop does not possess it's own unique set of DNA.
In conclusion, as most of you probably hypothesized, goop is not a living thing. I thought this was probably the case, however according these characteristics neither would God be, and if there is a God, then I think it would be a Goop God.
*Gasp!* Maybe it is alive!











